Me in class.
Me: Okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: Ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: Ugh, split ends.
Me: Why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: Just act like you understand.
Me: Don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: So here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: It's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: Someone shoot me.
